Something Naughty And Private

«It’s called money, eat your favorite foods from your favorite restaurants every day for literally every meal and you’ll be looking worse than him. Getting any woman is easy if you can afford that, let them ring up a few thousand dollars buying bullshit on Amazon or whatever and then let her submit an order on DoorDash a few times without ever asking her for the total and you physically won’t be able to get rid of them, they’ll sleep on your couch and ask you for help every time they get a flat or their air fryer stops working. Yeah, you gotta buy a new tire and act surprised when she asks if you would have thought putting something dumb in the air fryer would break it, but that’s how you sleep with women half your age, or how you tell a hot woman you want them to put a diaper on without being 6ft tall and chiseled. When I was still dating, a girl asked how I was single as I owned a business and as she put it “most guys into diapers aren’t very successful”.»

«How did that fat fuck get so lucky with her?»

«What Mooke said lmao, it’s always guys that are built like that getting action with ABDL girls »

«dude is ugly and fat»